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It’s Hard Out There for A Mascot

February 28, 2008 Leave a comment

Wowzers… This settles it, mascots and cheerleaders are not athletes… I hope they do like a rotating mascot or something… This jagoff blows a couple of CL‘s during a timeout. I thought Duke was hard to get in to. I guess being intelligent and being a retard are two different thing. yeah, it sucks for him, but this video gets better every time I watch it. He hops down, what, a foot and a half and you see the pop… HE goes down like someone shot him… and then he is writhing in pain. Sucks to be that guy, but they have good facilities at Duke, as long as you aren’t Grant Hill’s ankle.

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Bill Simmons – Sports Guy

February 27, 2008 Leave a comment

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Classic NBA edition mailbag today. Excellent stuff, I almost couldn’t contain myself at my cube at work!

Sorry Mike!

February 27, 2008 Leave a comment

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Peace Out to Neverland Ranch. It’s looking like the housing crisis is fucking with everyone…. Even the King Of Pop. Mike’s problems are a little bit bigger than a bad sub prime loan, but his spot Neverland has been foreclosed on! Mike has an outstanding balance of a little more than $24.5m and if its not paid by March 19th his pad, Neverland Ranch, is going to be sold to the highest bidder on the courthouse steps. Dag, that’s serious. We need some kind of investigative reporter to get to the bottom of this whole Mike Jackson thing. And not some bootleg journalist who is trying to become popular by taking advantage of Mike, but someone who spends about 3 years researching all things Micheal Jackson and figures out what the hell is going on with him. I want some Enron level investigation into my guy. It seems like he is just gotten to the point where he is the inept CEO of a major corporation only he cant be fired. This man has sold a ton of records, literally, 500m+ at last count, and he is forever in financial peril. Is he of the mindset of “fuggit, I want my last check to bounce?” Does he not just give a fug, or is he simply overwhelmed and helpless now to all of the people taking advantage of him. It is just a sad sad story.

This is Marisa Miller

February 21, 2008 3 comments

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And this is the link to your present. Who needs to buy the SI swimsuit edition this year? Click on a link or two so that you can feel good for using the site and checking out all of the pictures for free, since that is how they get paid, but damn! there is like a million pictures here. My head might explode. There aren’t any really good Heidi Klum pics since she wasn’t really involved in the mag this year, but I’m throwing in a couple of HK throwbacks. That’s my girl. I need to visit Germany. She is hott, she likes the brothas, and apparently she is very comfortable with her sexy!

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Fortune Cookie Mystery Solved

January 16, 2008 Leave a comment

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The mystery of the fortune cookie has been solved.

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